~Echoition

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Characters:
1.) Ujah
2.) Hans
3.) Akurio
4.) Ani
5.) Kyne
6.) Ajerio
7.) Kation
8.) Tumion
9.) Ziven
10.) Cada
11.) Garas
12.) Echo

1.) 5 (Kyne) and 7 (Kation) are trapped in a room. There's only one window 12 feet above the ground. How do they get out?

It would go something like this…

“AHHHH!!!!” Kyne ran around in sheer panic, brandishing his arms while continuing to shriek. “WE’RE TRAPPED, WE’RE TRAPPED, WE’RE TRAPPED, WE’RE TRAPPED, WE’RE TRA--” He yelped as he felt something hit his head, and he fell over. “AAAHHH!!!! THEY’RE ATTACKING US!!!! MOMMY, HELP!!!”
Kation sighed, rubbing her head. She stood up from her sitting position by the wall and walked over to her older brother. She bent over, picked up the apple she had thrown at him, and then threw it at him again. “Shut up, you whining buffoon.” she muttered.
“Owww…”

… Yeah. ^^

2.) 2(Hans), 4(Ani), and 9(Ziven) are on a shopping spree and they all find something they all want...but there's only one left. Who gets it?

Well… You never know with these three… For all we know, Ani could end up threatening Hans and Ziven that he’ll rape them if they don’t let him have… whatever it is. It’ll probably be eyeliner. -.-; All my guys wear eyeliner almost. xD Or, Ziven could pick Hans and Ani up by their heads and throw them all the way to the other side of the mall (it’s a BIG mall! ) and then buy the eyeliner… or whatever… Hans, well, will just take it and buy it then rub it in their faces yelling ‘HAHA HA HAAA HA! I GOT IT FIIIRRRST!’. … And these guys are between the ages of 19 and 32. xD How mature. Hans is the oldest.

3.) 1(Ujah) and 8(Tumion) have a break dancing contest. Who would win?

Ujah… Tumion can’t do anything but kill people. Ujah’s the dancing character of mine. Bwasha!

4.) Think 11(Garas) could be a super model?

… He could try… o_0 But he’d end up being a gay model for how he looks… xD


5.) Would 12(Echo) and 3(Akurio) team up to slay a dragon?

Yup. Echo would be all ‘awww, pwease, Akki? -poutpoutlookadorable-’ and Akurio would be all ‘… Whatever.’

6.) 7(Kation) turns out to be a murderer. What does 2(Hans) think of it?

Hans: … Well, I didn’t see THAT coming… *notes sarcasm*
Kation: >>

7.) Would you ever see 6(Ajerio) and 10(Cada) together?

Uhh… Cada wouldn’t allow it.

8.) 1(Ujah) and 4(Ani) are having a fist fight. What does 8(Tumion) do about it?

Well.. Mr. Mimi wouldn’t do anything until Ani started to molest Ujah… the pervert… -.-;

9.) Why would 6(Ajerio) be afraid of 7(Kation)?

Who WOULDN’T be afraid of a 19 year old who can glare at you for all eternity?!

10.) Who would get to bed earlier? 11(Garas) or 5(Kyne)?

… Depends who got hurt first.

11.) If 2(Hans) had a special plushie but 3(Akurio) spilled soda all over it when 2(Hans) was away, what would 3(Akurio) do to cover it up?

He’d eat it… o.o

12.) Would 6(Ajerio) steal something if they had a chance?

If it includes emo eyeliner and a pwnsome ipod, he‘s in. ^^

13.) If 7(Kation) ever dressed up in a dress, what would 12(Echo) think?

Echo: O_O Who threatened your life?!?!
Kation: -.- … -glares-
Echo: ._. Oh no! NOT THE GLARE!!!

14.) Who's smarter? 10(Cada) or 9(Ziven)?

Uhh…
Cada: I’d say me. ^^
Ziven: Of course you would. -.-
Cada: Well, sorry, DAD, but the new generation DOES tend to be smarter…
Ziven: Oh, wanna bet??
Cada: Sure. How much? ^^

TO BE CONTINUED…

15.) Does 4(Ani) get embarrassed by 7(Kation) a lot?

Honestly, I’d say it’s the other way around… x.x Kation’s brother likes to rape people. XD
Ani: Yup. ^.^
Kation: -slaps-
Ani: OW!!!

Here's another, same characters:

1) Who would make a better college professor: 6(Ajerio), or 11(Garas)?

Neither. Ajerio wouldn’t let anybody pass and they’d all get F’s because he thinks they’re all too “mentally slow on the uptake”. Garas… well… He’d end up dancing on the desks. xD

2) Do you think 2(Hans) is hot? How hot?

… … … xDDDD

3) 12(Echo) sends 8(Tumion) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

Echo would probably have him do something stupid like jump off a building naked… But before that, Tumion would be protesting about “how he is the elder sibling and shan’t be bossed around like a mongrel pup”. … -.- The moron, acting all smart.

4) What is, or would be, 9(Ziven)'s favorite book?

Something like “The Ball of Yarn That Came to Life” or something stupid. xD Kitty man loooves his yarn stories.

5) Would it make more sense for 2(Hans) to swear fealty to 6(Ajerio), or the other way around?

Hans only swears at Ani… D= And Ajerio doesn’t swear. He makes up his own words. xD

6) For some reason, 5(Kyne) is looking for a roommate. Should they share a studio apartment with 9(Ziven), or 10(Cada)?

Ziven… Though it would be quite weird for him. o.o I hope they don’t share a bed as well. xD

7) 2(Hans), 7(Kation), and 12(Echo) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?

They don’t go anywhere. Kation makes the dinner, she doesn’t like spending money. XD And they’d be discussing things like “WHAT THE CRAP ARE YOU PUTTING INTO THE FOOD?!?!” and stuff. ^.^

8) 3(Akurio) challenges 10(Cada) to a duel. What happens?

Akurio poofs into a werewolf and Cada turns into a cute littly kitty and sprints away. =3 And then comes back and kicks Akki’s butt with his ocarina of DOOM!!! >8D GO CADA, GO CADA, GO CADA~

9) If 1(Ujah) stole 8(Tumion)'s most precious possession, how would they get it back?

Bloodshed cleanup in aisle death!!! >o<

10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7(Kation) and 12(Echo) both attain what they most desire.

“Bwasha!” I’m bad at titles.

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4(Ani) and 1(Ujah) to work together?

Why would we want a rapist and a former rapist to work together?? Who KNOWS what would happen… x.x

12) If 7(Kation) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?

Why the heck would she visist me?? Probably to kill me… o.o;;;


Kation sat at the edge of the bed, arms crossed as she glared at me, her eyes like daggers. Her mouth opened for a moment, only to spill out the words ‘I hate you’ in a hiss.
I gasped, staring at her. “But… but…”
“Well, I do.” She frowned.
“Uh… O-okay.” I squirmed uneasily.

13) If you could command 3(Akurio) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?

o.o Bring all of my characters to life. ^^ Except for Ani… and Kation… x.x


14) Does anyone on your friends list resemble 11(Garas)?

Nope.

15) If 2(Hans) had to choose sides between 4(Ani) and 5(Kyne), which would it be?

He’d choose Kyne. ^^

Ani: T.T NOBODY LOVES ME!!!

16) What might 10(Cada) shout while charging into battle?

He doesn’t shout… He’d just go “… Whoop…” all calmly and walk forward and blow into his ocarina and have all his enemies die. >8D

17) If you chose a song to represent 8(Tumion), which song would you choose?

Oh, this is hard… Umm… I don’t know… xD

18) 1(Ujah), 6(Ajerio), and 12(Echo) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?

Who knows. They’d end up wrestling for it and hurting each other and get thrown out… So I guess none of them. ^_^

19) What might be a good pick-up line for 2(Hans) to use on 10(Cada)?

o.o He wouldn’t use any pick-up line… unless he wanted to get killed…

20) What would 5(Kyne) likely be arrested for?

Uhh… He’s a good boy! D= He doesn’t do anything bad… T.T

21) What is 6(Ajerio)'s secret?

He’s a GIRL! >8D

22) If 11(Garas) and 9(Ziven) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?

Ziven… He can turn into a cheetah and run run run. He’d win. >83

23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7(Kation) or 8(Tumion)?

Well, they both can kick butt and kill a bunch of people in under a second… umm… >.0; I dunno whether I’d feel safe with either of them.

24) 1(Ujah) and 9(Ziven) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4(Ani)'s sinister secret organization. 11(Garas) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for 4(Ani).

Ujah: *gasp!* Gary! Nooooo…!!! T.T
Ziven: o_0 -smack- Pull yourself together, Ujah! D8<
Ujah: -is smacked- Oww… T.T

Ani: … lol… =3
Garas: o_o

(I wonder how THAT could’ve happened… )